Hooded Sweatshirt - "Sales Notifications. Iced Coffee. Chaotic Brain."
Sale notifications. Iced coffee. Chaotic brain.
Yes, I am a digital marketer.
This hoodie was made for the marketers who build empires from the couch, slay in the DMs, and always have an iced coffee in hand. With front + back graphics and sleeve details that speak fluent “I sell online,” this piece doesn’t just keep you warm—it keeps your hustle visible.
Whether you’re batching content, checking Stripe, or avoiding meetings (again), this hoodie is a cozy reminder that your brand is your business—and your wardrobe should say so.
✨ Welcome to your new CEO uniform.
Why You’ll Love It:
✅ Premium Cotton-Poly Blend – Cozy, durable, and soft enough to live in
✅ Adjustable Drawstring Hood – Perfect for post-Zoom call chill
✅ Kangaroo Pocket – For snacks, tech, or your next brilliant idea
✅ Double-Sided Print + Sleeve Detail – No matter the angle, you’re on brand
✅ Available in Unisex Sizes – From comfy to oversized content queen
Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Tumble dry medium
• Do not dry clean
• Iron low if needed
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Great for digital marketers, social sellers, creators, and iced coffee-fueled CEOs who make sales in their sleep.
Add to cart and let your sweatshirt do the talking.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Drawstring hood
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord
Spacious pockets
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
DTF sleeve and wrist prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever, as well as the wrist prints by Fulfill Engine, are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method.
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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